20 Signs You’re Ready to Join My Dudeist Cult

20 Signs You’re Ready to Join My Dudeist Cult

1. You know life can be a bummer sometimes
2. You might not have much, but you make things work with what you got
3. You don’t have all the answers and you know that sometimes it’s just your opinion, man
4. You’re neither far right nor far left……just far out
5. You know how a good rug ties the room together
6. You know that a good dog holds the key to good religion
7. You stay true to yourself
8. You’re a pacifist at heart…. but still willing to fight nihilists
9. You realize that although you might not be wrong, you still might be an ass
10. You’d go the extra mile for your friends
11. You’re willing to do the right thing, no matter the cost
12. You look for the good in people
13. You go with the flow
14. You’re not trying to be all up in everyone’s business
15. You know the world that you create does not have to be the world that tried to create you
16. You don’t mind just takin’ it easy every now and then
17. You’re not afraid to DREAM BIG!
18. You try to keep your mind balanced….even in the face of chaos
19. Sometimes you say “Screw it, let’s go bowling”  (Unless it’s Saturday and you’re shomer Shabbat)
20. You know that the Dude abides…..in each and every one of us

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